Guy Attacks Neighbor With A Tractor! Seriously!

Talk about "sowing" discord! A man in St. Augustine, Florida, was arrested last month after he allegedly tried to attack his neighbor with a tractor. What started as a verbal argument between victim Scott Lynch and perpetrator Howell Morris reportedly culminated in a great tractor chase. "[Morris] entered onto the victim's property and chased the victim down his driveway with a tractor," an arrest report states. "The victim stated he was in fear of his life and believes if he would have stopped running from the tractor, [Morris] would not have stopped and would have run him over." Lynch's wife filmed the incident, with the footage showing "the tractor lurching down the road and the corpulent Lynch running and wobbling in front," according to The Miami Herald. The 72-year-old Morris now faces a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to till--oh, sorry, that's kill.